Today for “Throwback Thursday” we have topless photos from 2009 of a 20-year-old Candice Swanepoel.
Believe it or not before Candice Swanepoel became the face of Victoria’s Secret and one of the biggest models in the world she had to hustle by sucking off photographers and modeling agents and posing nearly nude in warehouses (like in the photos below), all while trying to avoid getting gang-raped by the natives in her homeland of South Africa.
Of course us Muslims would much rather see Candice’s nude photos from 6 years before this when she was actually of an halal age and marriage material. Unfortunately Jared from Subway got the originals of those pics confiscated by the FBI in a recent raid, so we will just have to use our imagination. Luckily that isn’t too hard to do considering Candice’s body is both pleasingly nubile and unfemininely underdeveloped in these pics.