Police Academy star Steve Guttenberg is back, and he’s funnier than anything that has appeared on this site (yeah, we know, that’s not saying much). This is real, and it makes us so happy! Click here to read it for yourself. You’ll learn shocking revelations such as…
- Guttenberg refers to himself as “the Goot” and often says “the Goot is loose”
- He’s nailed a lot of women
- He’s writing an autobiography tentative titled Diary of a Seducer
- Lately he’s heard a lot of people ask, ‘Is Steve Guttenberg really that nice?’
- A couple years ago he got in a big fight with his mom
- A good gay rumor about him might not be a bad thing
…and so much more!
Trust us, we are not kicking a man when he’s down. This interview makes us long for the return of Mahoney in Police Academy 16: Back to Baghdad! Just read the fucking thing.