Scarlett Johansson Is Fat

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As you can see in the photo above Scarlett Johansson is one fat bitch!

We knew Scarlett Johansson was in trouble when she started dating the Hollywood Jew known as Sean Penn. It was just a matter of time before Sean Penn infected her with his filthy Jew ways, the first obviously being greed.

Scarlett now covets every calorie she can get her greasy hands on, and is storing them in her ever widening hips and bulging gut. If you stare at Scarlett’s stomach long enough it starts to looks like falcor the flying dog from “Never Ending Story”, which is to say repulsive and offensive to Allah.

However, all is not lost for Scarlett. It is not to late for her to renounce her Jew boyfriend, and accept Allah as her lord and master. Once she has found her proper place serving a Muslim man, and survives a few seasons of leans harvests while working the plow she will return to a respectable size.