Supermodel Miranda Kerr poses nude in the photos below from the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine.
I don’t know what sort of depraved homoqueer bazaar this Harper fellow is running, but if Miranda Kerr showed up to any bazaar in the Middle East showing off her taut perfectly proportioned nude body like this, you better believe she would get vigorously gang banged and then have her lifeless body tossed in the dumpster behind the falafel stand.
Of course it is surprising that Miranda is still posing for nude photos like these at all, for she is dating billionaire Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel. You would think that she’d just spend her days sending him private naked pictures through his shitty app. But perhaps by offering up her naked body in this magazine Miranda is looking to trade up and land herself an old money Sheikh or Saudi prince. A girl can dream I guess.