Miley Cyrus Assumes The Position For A Muslim Man

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Miley Cyrus assumes the position as she prepares to be entered by a virile Muslim man.

Of course having sex with a Muslim is a tremendous honor and brings unimaginable pleasure to a woman, but due to the immense size and rigidity of our manhoods it can also be extremely dangerous.

If the woman does not provide a direct and deep entryway into her baby cave (like Miley Cyrus is doing in the photo above) our mighty pillars of Islam might pulverize the liver or kidney, as the power and ferocity of our thrusts are without equal. Miley Cyrus is obviously well aware of this, but knows that the risk is well worth the reward.