Miley Cyrus better be more careful! Her left nipple is dangerously close to popping all the way out of her top in this picture.
Since Miley is still just 16-years-old, if her nipple pops out then she is producing underage porn, and I’d be forced to make a citizen’s arrest. Hey I don’t make the laws I just enforce them… selectively… and sexually.
So Miley you sick perv unless you want me to frisk you… hard, I suggest you keep those teen nipples of yours under raps. Punk!