Mariah Carey Smells Her Boobs

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As you can see in the video below, singer and mud shark Mariah Carey was caught on camera smelling her disgusting sweaty boobs.

Why Mariah smelt her boobs has not been established, but I am willing to speculate that she was smelling the dried spooge of her no talent husband Nick Cannon.

What many people do not realize is that Nick Cannon’s penis is in fact made of chocolate and it ejaculates gravy. This makes him irresistible to “husky” white women like Mariah Carey.

So the mystery of how Nick Cannon was able to land Mariah Carey (or any women at all) while looking like a wet rat isn’t such a mystery after all.

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