Justin Bieber Steals Her Dad’s Car

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Teen singing sensation Justin Bieber was photographed driving her dad’s $200,000 Ferrari F430.

Based on this photo we must assume that Justin Bieber is the daughter of a powerful oil sheik. We also must assume that she stole her dad’s car because there is no way a self-respecting sheik would let his daughter drive an automobile let alone a Ferrari F430.

This teenage angst comes right on the heels of Justin getting her first pube. No doubt Justin Bieber’s father will be forced to beat the insolence out of his newly pubescent teenage daughter. Justin Bieber has got to learn that no matter how big a pop starlet she becomes it is still unacceptable to act out like this.