Pop star Justin Bieber has paid the price for daring to take his homoqueer stage show to Dubai in the proud Muslim country of the United Arab Emirates.
As you can see in the video below, while Justin Bieber is lip-syncing and pretending to play the piano to some horrible song about the first time Usher fingered his butthole, a righteous Muslim jihadist rushes on stage and tackles Justin to the ground.
Unfortunately our courageous Muslim brother’s suicide vest failed to detonate. However, Justin Bieber did not get away unscathed as after a thorough medical examination it was determined that Justin has suffered a prolapsed anus, and must now abstain from homosex for 3 weeks. Which to Justin Bieber will no doubt seem like a lifetime.