It appears as though a nude selfie of former pop star and fatty Jessica Simpson has leaked to the Web.
As you can see in this nude photo, Jessica Simpson has lost a ton of weight in every spot but her tits, which are so full and hang so low that they’d make a Holstein cow green with envy.
This nude selfie leaking is probably the best thing that has ever happened to Jessica Simpson. Not only will it sell enough Weight Watchers to buy her a bra big enough to fit those massive mammaries, but she will now be on the short list to serve as a nurse maid for hungry Muslim babies. Which is the highest honor a infidel woman of her advanced age can hope to achieve.