Happy 38th Birthday, Selena Gomez!

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CelebJihad.com would like to take this opportunity to wish Selena Gomez a happy 38th birthday! Congrats to you, Selena! You’re still as beautiful as ever. You don’t look a day over 35!

We’ve been told by Selena’s mom that she will spend her day crying over her lost youth and beauty, and attending the annual Selana Gomez Birthday Cockfight Extravaganza at an abandoned warehouse outside of Stockton, CA.

In honor of this momentous occasion, please enjoy the follow clip of Selena stuffing her 38-year-old mouth full of fattening cake.