Through our cells of celebrity jihadists we have just uncovered the above video clip of what appears to be an Emma Watson sex tape.
Emma Watson appears to be enjoying herself immensely as she takes it from the back. Though doggystyle is the only officially endorsed sex position of Islam, the Qur’an is very clear that a woman must never enjoy it.
Yes this Emma Watson sex tape video is in clear violation of Sharia law as Emma’s brazen sexual ecstasy is an affront to Muslims everywhere. However, you can rest assured that a fatwa will be issued, and Emma Watson’s pleasure will not go unpunished.