With winter coming to an end bikini season is right around the corner, and that means many of the obese she-cows that the infidels call “women” are going pry their bloated butts off the couch in a futile attempt to get in shape.
To profit off this short lived fitness craze, celebrities like Salma Hayek release exercise tapes which promise to transform these homely blobs into Hollywood beauties.
As you can see in the clip below, Salma Haydek’s exercise video features her bouncing her bosomy breasts (in what she calls “Breastercising™”) for 2 solid hours.
According to Salma, Breastercising™ has gotten her in fabulous shape as the weight from her massive bouncing titties works her core and burns fat. Only time will tell if this fitness fad will catch on.