Call the Undertaker; Umaga from the WWE is Dead!?

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Time to call the Undertaker, because sources are reporting that Umaga, the WWE wrestler, has died. Reports indicate that he fell asleep on his couch and never woke up, which is not exactly the death of a warrior.

If true, we mourn with his family. Although when it comes to wresting, there is only one true champion! Yes my friends, here at, the Iron Sheik still reigns supreme! All hail the Iron Sheik! May he return to the ring and smite the infidels once more, Allah willing.