Canadian punk rocker (an oxymoron) Avril Lavigne had the scandalous topless cell phone photos below leaked online.
This Avril Lavigne topless pics leak comes on the heels of announcement that Avril will soon be divorcing Nickleback singer Chad Kroeger. Clearly these leaked photos are a ploy by the soon to be single Avril to entice us virile Muslim men to bang her with our enormous manhoods.
Unfortunately for Avril Lavigne no Muslim will ever provide her with the unimaginable pleasure of having her guts pummeled by our mighty meat scimitars. For even though Avril’s body is pleasingly unfeminine, she looks like she has been rode hard and put up wet too many times… or as we say in the Muslim world “that camel has one too many humps”
*Update: Avril Lavigne had her lawyers get the images removed. Apparently she isn’t punk enough to show her tits.