50 Cent And Michael Bay Bang Some Groupies

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CelebJihad has just received these exclusive photos of 50 Cent and “Transformers” director Michael Bay picking up some floozies to take on the next available train to Pound Town.

Since I am an expert on picking up slutty women at clubs, (I lure them back to my place with promises of sex then when we get there I chastise them for being whores and beat them with the Qur’an), I will be providing the captions to explain how the night unfolded.

 


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Girl #1 whose name is probably Violet Booberton hears that the dorky looking guy in the black shirt is someone from Hollywood so she jumps all over him.

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Violet paws at Michael Bay because she is classless and knows no other way to show interest in a man.

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Violet gives Michael Bay a “handy” while he does his impression of a pedophile smile.

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Violet Booberton finds out that the black man in the jaunty suit is not Michael Bay’s slave but rather a famous rapper, so she immediately smashes her boobs into him.

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50 Cent ignores the black woman as there are white and/or latina chicks interested in him now.

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Violet trying to decide which guy would be most likely to call her the next day (the answer is neither) so she can pawn her friend Rebecca Witchface off on the other.

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Violet chooses Michael Bay, and he shows her the iPhone that he is going to shove up her snatch later.

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50 Cent thinking racism is a bitch as Rebecca Witchface gets pushed towards him.

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A depressed 50 Cent turns back to the black girl next to him as Rebecca Witchface angles for a 3some. Michael Bay again does his creepy pedophile smirk.