Heather Locklear’s 16-year-old daughter Ava Sambora advertises her nubile body in a bikini.
These Ava Sambora bikini pics come on the heels of “Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson proclaiming in a new controversial video that men should marry 15 or 16-year-olds (something us Muslims have always known) because they will “pluck your duck”.
Not only are 16-year-olds like Ava Sambora great at plucking the duck, but they are also dynamite in the sack. Phil Robertson should set a good example for the infidels, and take Ava as his child bride.
But Phil better act fast, after seeing these bikini pics I’m ready to offer Ava’s father a mule skin and half a tanker of insecticide to make her my 7th wife.